To celebrate Mother’s Day, I taught my children a simple song. They are to sing this every day, rain or shine. They are to sing it after every time-out and whenever they misbehave. Most importantly, they are to sing it every Mother’s Day. With gusto.

The Mama Song (to the tune of Row, row, row your boat)

Happy Mother’s Day to all you wonderful Mamas out there! You deserve to have your kids sing you this!