Questions a four-and-a-half-year-old asks his mother about Transformers
Question 1: How did Optimus Prime become so powerful?
Question 2: Why is there no one driving Optimus Prime?
Question 3: Why is there someone driving Bumblebee?
Question 4: How do the Autobots transform? What buttons do they press on themselves?
Question 5: Do they run on batteries or electricity?
Question 6: Why are there bad guys to fight?
Question 7: How did the Decepticons come about?
Question 8: Why must there be bad guys?
Question 9: Do the good guys fight among themselves?
Question 10: Why can’t we just have a movie only with the good Transformers?
Mom’s answer to her four-and-a-half-year-old: I am not a boy. I don’t watch Transformers. -_-