Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”:
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
How awfully I’ve missed you;
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
Look, how much dust you’ve gathered;
We’ve had much fun before the kids,
Churning out tasty little treats
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
How awfully I’ve missed you!
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
O how I wish to use you!
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
You should have batter in you;
It’s really cold to sit alone
We should be churning tarts and scones
O KitchenAid, O KitchenAid!
I’ll very soon be with you!
