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Little Miss B strikes again

April 4, 2013

On the bus one day on our way to kindy…

Becks: (singing) Cop the Builder… yea yea yea… Cop the Builder…

Preschooler boy seated in front: (singing louder) Bob the Builder, can we fix it! Bob the Builder, yes we can! Bob the builder, can we fix it… Bob the Builder….

Becks: Mama, I’m singing…

Me: Yes, I know.

Becks: But the boy is also singing.

Me: But well, he’s singing the right thing, my dear.

Becks: HEY YOU! COPYBOY!

Me: *facepalm*

 

Someday, I’ll be different, Mom.

Becks: When I grow up to be a boy, I’ll do what kor kor do. I can pass urine like him.

Me: WHAT???

Becks: I SAID, I will be a boy WHEN I GROW UP! Then I can stand up to pass urine!

Me: The truth is, you’ll grow up to be a lady. You will not be a boy. And you will NOT stand up to pass urine.

Becks: Then I don’t friend you.

Me: ???

*For the record, my little girl refuses to squat to pee. She stands up to do it (while in the shower) and I caught her trying to use the urinal yesterday.

 

Please be ladylike

Me: Goodnight, Becks. Close your eyes and sleep.

Becks: Goodnight, Mama. Ok, Mama.

Me: What are you doing? I said close your eyes and sleep. Why are you lifting up your shirt?

Becks: (inaudible babble)

Me: You’re a lady for crying out loud. How many times have I told you not to lift up your shirt?

Becks: Shhh! I’m feeding my babies la!!

Me: *facepalm*

 

Little Miss B strikes again

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7 Comments

  • Reply Edmund April 7, 2013 at 1:32 AM

    Haha! Just dropped by. This is funny! πŸ™‚Β 

    • Reply MotherKao April 9, 2013 at 5:53 PM

      Thanks for dropping by, Ed! πŸ™‚

  • Reply Lyn April 5, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    Haha.. i used to be like Becks when i was young. Why must we squat to urinate? Why can’t we be like dad or brother? So i tried. Ended up urinating all over my legs. Then i realise i’m not a boy. Haha… Silly things.

    • Reply MotherKao April 5, 2013 at 5:05 PM

      Haha! Why did you like hot pee down your legs? Too funny!

  • Reply Abby April 5, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    I can’t say 100% but these are what most 2 years old (even though girls) do. My daughter also imitates boys pass urine, coz they can see when in childcare, the cubices are all open! Feeding the baby part is so funny, a child’s imagination is so pure and innocent

    • Reply MotherKao April 5, 2013 at 5:06 PM

      The cubicles are all open? So they watch one another? Hmmm….

  • Reply Mabel April 4, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    HAHAHAHA!!! i burst out laughing at the end of each convo! especially the two that ended with *facepalm* hahaha!

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